This is the second article of my months long 500 words a day extravaganza. Through these free-thought words I will bring pillow knowledge to the world so that they can heal their ear pain through the wonders of the pillow with a hole. Ear pain can be a real problem, a real pain in the ear, and so can sore ears. That’s why the Original P.W.A.H is there to help. It has a hole in the middle of it so that you can lie on your side without worrying that the fabric of the pillow will exacerbate or create an ear condition. That ishow ear sores and CNH are caused. The pressure from a conventional pillow, over time, causes friction between the fabric and the ear, thus causing it to develop a lesion or ulcer which can be very sore indeed. The only way to effectively heal the sore is to remove the pressure from your ear. Since most people don’t have a pillow with a hole in it they will never be able to remove the pressure from the ear. However, after purchasing an Original P.W.A.H the pressure will be effectively removed and all will be well.

In a little while I’ll be going to Goodgangan hospital to have some bloodwork done. Both my girlfriend and I will be having it seen to so that we can see how our liver enzymes are. I suspect they will be much improved in Kristi after some kava unexpectedly damaged her liver. Unbelievable! She is feeling much better though and so I expect she will be just fine, although her eyes are still a little dull and yellow, a sure sign of jaundice and therefore liver damage. When the damage initially occurred she was in a lot of pain and her stomach was extremely sore. This was unconnected to her ears however I do need to have my ears cleaned soon by the ENT. So many doctors appointments! What did people do before modern medicine? Before the pillow with a hole was invented? Did they just walk around with clogged up ears, in pain and miserable? I suspect so! For it was written that 8,000 years ago when the emperor Xenu first came to earth, he brought with him the soul of the thetan people and the pillow. All hail the pillow bringing emperor.

It should also be said that all pillows with a hole are hand made in the United Kingdom by a collective of ladies. It is very much a cottage industry in the most traditional sense. I think tomorrow’s article will actually be on the cottage industry as a concept and as a predecessor to the industrial factory system of today. Yes, that’ll be an interesting article to write as I may even Wikipedia it up to impart some real pillow knowledge on the non-existent people reading this. God, I hope no one is reading this. If you are, know that SEO is a nightmare and I do this only to spread the word of the pillow with a hole, for ear pain and sore ears.